Final Apple (AAPL) iPhone Rumors Ahead of Event

Recent Apple (Nasdaq: AAPL) iPhone 5 rumors that have been floated across the Streetinsider news desk ahead of today's big event:

• Tim Cook will wear Jobs mask, surprise audience at last moment;
  
  
• It will only be compatible with K-Cups;
  
  
• Won't run on 4G network. Instead, it will run on i4G network;
  
  
• Permanent homepage wallpaper will be Mark Hurd and Carol Bartz in cozy fireplace setting;
  
  
• Free tattoo with every purchase;
  
  
• Using iPhone 5 for phone calls actually reverses prior tumor-causing radiation damage to you from using inferior mobile devices;
  
  
• Colors will be black, white, and 'asparagus';
  
  
• Under the iPhone 5's beard is another fist;
  
  
• Bernanke rumored to have pre-ordered iPhone 5...10-year Treasury yields drop and confidence re-enters U.S. economy;
  
  
• There will be a secret 'second' Home button; and
  
  
• Sprint's not getting it.

So there you go...you're all up to date for the big event Tuesday at 1PM!

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